President Norris?

Amigos; Proving he's bitter about Mike Huckabee's electoral demise than we ever imagined, the action movie star Chuck Norris declared in a radio interview recently that he is prepared to become president of an independent Texas. Norris added that his home state is free to secede at any point, due its exceptional state constitution and original agreement with the Congress upon joining the US. The state and Norris, he claims, might choose such an unprecedented divorce if the current administration way up north in Washington, D.C., continues on its path of pissing him off. I’m going have to accept the martial-arts action star's secession half-baked idea, since I’ve a standing policy against arguing the details of the American Constitution with a man who knows judo. Mr. Norris being the president of a breakaway republic is hard work! Think twice!