An embarrassing moment at the check out line

Guys I remember when my 36 year old son Thomas was around three years old, he and I were at the grocery store in the check out line when he tugged on my shirt and had an awful look on his face. I asked him what was wrong and he very loudly said, "Dad I think the lady in front of us farted, because her butt stinks!" Everyone around us heard and I wanted to crawl away. Red in the face I just apologized to everyone and then pretended that I had forgotten my check book so we could just get out of there fast! Papa Chuck